It's tooooo daaaaaarn HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[zigonbroadway]

OOoooohhh my hip hurts sooooo bad. This morning sucked major ass. I was late again because of how slow my hip made me. I mean major pain here... and so I get to school a little before 8:00 and make my way up to 3rd floor to get my planner signed. My mom hadn't called me in yet, so the lady told me I'd have to go to class without it signed. So I

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hey it can't be that bad

[icarus_fallen]

If my day were a baseball game the commentary would go like this, "and Patrick steps up to bat, it's the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded and he looks pumped, and there's the windup and the pitch, look at that pitch right down the center, and here's the swing, looks like it's gonna be a grand slam, and by some freak accident of physics, every atom in Patrick's body simultaneously jumps two feet, and he gets beaned in the groin with his clothes lying on the ground two feet away!"

strike that subjectline

[icarus_fallen]

in hindsight that makes me sound like a rude, insensitive, asshole replace with "Hey I'm not the only one!"