An Introductory Verse

[zigorra]

I have a bossy roommate,
'Round these parts she goes by maudgonne;
I never wanted a LiveJournal,
But somehow now I have one.

She always makes me do things,
Like go to Pizza Hut;
Sometimes it's all I can do,
To keep myself from punching her in the gut.

I think I like mswalter better.

Comments

[lugonn]

I thought you had Pizza Hut delivered so Walter could flirt with the Pizza Boy while refusing to ever close the deal?
By the way, one of the very first gay porn movies I ever saw, The Pizza Boy: He Delivers.