Piss!?Shit!Fuck!

[zigzag21]

It isn't humanly possible for me to get to work on time. Even though I set my alarm for 8 a.m., and despite that oftentimes I wake up 20 or 30 minutes before my alarm ever goes off--everyday, I am still here scrambling and dashing around the house like a madman 5 minutes after I'm due @ work

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[cardinal_zen]

aww... yeah, i had a totally forgettable, regrettable, shittyable day myself. i got in a minor, but cosmetically unfortunate car accident. so now i have the choice of A) driving around in an ugly, beat up old car, B) getting it fixed, which i couldn't afford anyway, C) trading it in and assuming a nice new debt. oh well..

but really dog pee would piss me off way more than even if i'd totaled my car today. that's gotta bite. i'm so glad i don't have dogs.

--j

[fatty_fatty]

oh my god i just ate so much bacon. i didn't even realize it until i had finished the whole plate that was meant for 3. hot, no?