I was gabbing w/ Angie (have I mentioned she's pregnant w/ my child?) long-distance for three hours tonight, planning a good time for me to fly out for a visit before the thing comes--which led to her weird pregnancy quirks, my debauched sex life, The Pet Shop Boys, recess-hour drama in 6th grade, and Paris Hilton--among other nonsense. During this ( Read more... )

Last night, I slipped on my (new) powder-blue Nike nylon warm-up suit (very gangster), rolled a chubb the size of my "fuck you" finger (to ease back pains and to cure boredom), and in my very mellow haze I bid on some stuff @ ebay, and when I was out-bid, I kept bidding higher and before you know it, I'm the proud owner of a "mint-condition" ( Read more... )

I want to bring back the 50's beefcake pin-up pose-down as an art. I want to get to the gym, fine-tune what's already pretty toned, slap on cherry red posing trunks, douse myself with Johnson n' Johnson's Baby Oil, and stand on a rotating platform in Times Square while Asian tourists and horny old broads toss chump change @ my feet and gawk in ( Read more... )

Fuck, I'm tired--and not the yawning/can't keep my eyes open kind of tired, but that wide awake/brain asleep/ achey body and joints sort of tired. Worked 11 hours today. Will work another 11 on Friday. Gotta start hunting for a new job. Gotta. I work myself to exhaustion everyday, and I have nothing to show for it. My spending habits take over and ( Read more... )

I took a couple of sick days off from work. I'm not really sick, perhaps a slight chest cold @ most, but nothing dibilitating. I just wanted a couple of days to lay around, be slothful...be lustful ( Read more... )

For a limited time only, I have uploaded a few new (temporary) user pix of my bald head--for those who wanna take a looky-loo ( Read more... )

I rolled off the couch onto the floor @ the ugly hour of 7 a.m., staggered blindly into the bathroom to piss, caught sight of myself in the mirror: sleep-in-eyes, hair standing straight up a'la Kid n' Play, face lined with pillow creases, etc. (I'm sure you've seen the sight in your own mirror ( Read more... )

I am very comfortable in my black and white-striped Fila warm-up suit. Very ( Read more... )

I think next year, Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake, and AJ McLean (Backstreet Boy wash-up) should make-out (on camera, for once) @ the VMA's. Those 3 boner-smokers should just come screaming outta the closet once and for all. Of Course, it wouldn't be as hot as the 3-way between Britney, Christina, and The Madonna--but let's face it: who wouldn ( Read more... )

My pussycat got a death sentence today. My lil' girl was diagniosed w/ Lukemia this afternoon. She'd been acting strange for the last few weeks: not eating, not drinking. She's dehydrated. She's emaciated. She's literally fur n' bones. She's also 17 years old, so I can't say this came as a huge surprise...but she is my beloved pet--my "purrrrtiful ( Read more... )