My thoughts when watching Teen Wolf S03E01...some of these are gems I tell you...gems!!!!
I feel I should point out that while my thoughts are not exactly articulated enough to really give away spoilers, I should warn for potential spoilers anyway…so yeah. SPOILER WARNING!!
I love the effects. I can tell they put some serious money into this…
Isaac no!!! Who did this to my baby!
Have I mentioned how much I love Stiles cuz seriously he is the best
Why are they stopping in the road. Jesus this show is so full of awkward why am I watching this?
Seriously what is with the deer in this place.
That’s right Melissa you take charge.
I don’t know if this counts since this is a commercial but I feel like Imagine Dragon’s “Radioactive” is one of the most overused songs ever. Just sayin. I mean I love it but seriously. Pick a new song guys
That’s right Scott you work out with one freaking arm because I don’t already feel inadequate with the being human thing.
No Scott no. The word of the day thing will not help you. It will drive you crazy.
Haha I thought Argent was standing in Scott’s room watching him.
THE SHERIFF’S FACE!!!
Lydia you so sexy
Who thought it was a good idea for Scott to ride a motorcycle??
There’s something about werewolves and leather in this show. Is there a rule I’m not aware of where the werewolves have to wear leather? Scott doesn’t were leather, but he’s kind of like a human puppy so eh…hmmm have we seen Peter in leather?
The girl in that butterfinger commercial was the best part. She was having none of it
Isaac my baby!
omg dilemma where is Allison going to sit!! the suspense is killing me! oh never mind of course she’s going to sit in front of Scott
Sherlock moment. Where are my dozens of “Wrongs!!”
Seriously who left Isaac by himself? Who thought it was a good idea jesus christ what is going on with that woman’s toes?
Lydia is totally writing out her ten year plan for world domination
Stiles is that smart guy that no one ever freaking listens to until the world literally starts falling apart
Okay I get that the crows are freaked out but why exactly are they all flying towards the school?
cue dramatic music as the survivors get to their feet
kid i would punch you in the face if you touched my lunchable. Also Neal Caffrey you aren’t
okay clearly this is blind dude is somebody cuz the music just changed
i’m sensing a trend here. So bad manicures = bad?
okay this hospital just got really empty
if I were scott i would be all no derek you do not get a snappy little one liner not when i’ve been trying to take care of your shit
There’s a season three of Pretty Little Liars? What exactly are they doing in that show that would let them get to three seasons? Which also applies to Teen Wolf I think but that’s totally different. Totally.
Uh no Sheriff i’m just a normal guy i don’t deal with supernatural shit at all i don’t know anything
why is derek still living in that hell hole? okay never mind
now is not the time to ask about your tattoo Scott omg you’re turning in a favor from freaking mcbroody for a freaking tattoo
what is argent still doing in the school? i have to take you home because of birds honey. birds are scary
when did stiles get here?
see i was actually impressed with Scott’s reasoning with the tattoo, right up until he mentioned Allison.
i love how happy derek looks with the blow torch okay from what i’m seeing there is no way that is going to be straight. Admit it derek you just wanted to burn scott with a mini blow torch
I am digging that Beyonce pepsi commercial. fuck yeah
okay seriously there is no way that tattoo should have ended up straight
why does everyone end up in the freakin boys locker room. you couldn’t have paid me to go into my school’s boy’s locker room
I am going to cat the shit out of this door just watch me
okay no seriously what are they all doing in the boy’s locker room i don’t understand
they are overdoing the nail thing in this show. being an alpha is not worth those nails
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE GUY WHO PLAYS DEUCALION IS THE VOICE OF FENRIS FROM DRAGON AGE II I WOULD RECOGNIZE THAT SEXY VOICE ANYWHERE GODDAMMIT NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I’M GIVING UP A CHANCE TO HEAR MORE OF THAT FREAKING VOICE
and we just went from watching a girl get her face ripped off to picking out paint for the walls.
why do i like this show again?
oh right. the muscles the snark and the sheer ridiculousness of everything
I love the effects. I can tell they put some serious money into this…
Isaac no!!! Who did this to my baby!
Have I mentioned how much I love Stiles cuz seriously he is the best
Why are they stopping in the road. Jesus this show is so full of awkward why am I watching this?
Seriously what is with the deer in this place.
That’s right Melissa you take charge.
I don’t know if this counts since this is a commercial but I feel like Imagine Dragon’s “Radioactive” is one of the most overused songs ever. Just sayin. I mean I love it but seriously. Pick a new song guys
That’s right Scott you work out with one freaking arm because I don’t already feel inadequate with the being human thing.
No Scott no. The word of the day thing will not help you. It will drive you crazy.
Haha I thought Argent was standing in Scott’s room watching him.
THE SHERIFF’S FACE!!!
Lydia you so sexy
Who thought it was a good idea for Scott to ride a motorcycle??
There’s something about werewolves and leather in this show. Is there a rule I’m not aware of where the werewolves have to wear leather? Scott doesn’t were leather, but he’s kind of like a human puppy so eh…hmmm have we seen Peter in leather?
The girl in that butterfinger commercial was the best part. She was having none of it
Isaac my baby!
omg dilemma where is Allison going to sit!! the suspense is killing me! oh never mind of course she’s going to sit in front of Scott
Sherlock moment. Where are my dozens of “Wrongs!!”
Seriously who left Isaac by himself? Who thought it was a good idea jesus christ what is going on with that woman’s toes?
Lydia is totally writing out her ten year plan for world domination
Stiles is that smart guy that no one ever freaking listens to until the world literally starts falling apart
Okay I get that the crows are freaked out but why exactly are they all flying towards the school?
cue dramatic music as the survivors get to their feet
kid i would punch you in the face if you touched my lunchable. Also Neal Caffrey you aren’t
okay clearly this is blind dude is somebody cuz the music just changed
i’m sensing a trend here. So bad manicures = bad?
okay this hospital just got really empty
if I were scott i would be all no derek you do not get a snappy little one liner not when i’ve been trying to take care of your shit
There’s a season three of Pretty Little Liars? What exactly are they doing in that show that would let them get to three seasons? Which also applies to Teen Wolf I think but that’s totally different. Totally.
Uh no Sheriff i’m just a normal guy i don’t deal with supernatural shit at all i don’t know anything
why is derek still living in that hell hole? okay never mind
now is not the time to ask about your tattoo Scott omg you’re turning in a favor from freaking mcbroody for a freaking tattoo
what is argent still doing in the school? i have to take you home because of birds honey. birds are scary
when did stiles get here?
see i was actually impressed with Scott’s reasoning with the tattoo, right up until he mentioned Allison.
i love how happy derek looks with the blow torch okay from what i’m seeing there is no way that is going to be straight. Admit it derek you just wanted to burn scott with a mini blow torch
I am digging that Beyonce pepsi commercial. fuck yeah
okay seriously there is no way that tattoo should have ended up straight
why does everyone end up in the freakin boys locker room. you couldn’t have paid me to go into my school’s boy’s locker room
I am going to cat the shit out of this door just watch me
okay no seriously what are they all doing in the boy’s locker room i don’t understand
they are overdoing the nail thing in this show. being an alpha is not worth those nails
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE GUY WHO PLAYS DEUCALION IS THE VOICE OF FENRIS FROM DRAGON AGE II I WOULD RECOGNIZE THAT SEXY VOICE ANYWHERE GODDAMMIT NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I’M GIVING UP A CHANCE TO HEAR MORE OF THAT FREAKING VOICE
and we just went from watching a girl get her face ripped off to picking out paint for the walls.
why do i like this show again?
oh right. the muscles the snark and the sheer ridiculousness of everything