I got a kick out of this

[zim_watcher]

http://www.steinitzskulls.com/

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[bloodcleanse]

Now, I know what your thinking: "I purchased a Homo superus skull before and it radiated no residual energy field!" I ask you, did you purchase an "AUTHENTIC" Steinitz Homo superus skull from Steinitz Skulls, OR was it a cheap, fabricated imitation sold by some johnny come lately hominid skull dealer?

okay, so now i'm beginning to think that my homo superus skull that i bought out of the trunk of that guy's car might be why i have these boils. it wasn't authentic!!! ...i mean, as authentic as something called a homo "superus" skull can be...

also, here's a neat prize. http://hfp.puellula.org/

[zim_watcher]

Yes, when purchasing homo superus skulls, you must make sure that your source is reliable. While I can't be sure, I suspect that the skull you obtained is merely a homo inferious. While most often found lodged between the miniscule brain and the hair of the average person, this skull has been known to be found in other odd locations, such as laundry baskets, microwave ovens, and yes, even car trunks. I fished one out of a riverbed when I was 12, and to this day I blame it for the annoying onset of my pubic hairs.