"A newly-arrived monk came to him one day, complaining of a very bad stomachache. Turns out, the monk had dysentery ( Read more... )

インタネットの友達 didn't know the word for 'baby' so he replaced it with 'pissing machine'
Gotta love 日本人。。

"So how many of you retards own a self-help book? Okay, that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because yourself sucks. You're helping yourself, which means you are being helped by a complete asshole. So ignore yourself."
- Doc. P, School for Scoundrels