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[zimvictory]

Well, his nose is rather big and he has hips like my mom

Comments

[angeakurei]

Awwwww.... that's cuuuutteeeeee. LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING DAMMIT!

[asongw_outaname]

DON'T TRUST HER!

HE'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

*foams at mouth*

psimissyouandweshouldhangoutcallme?

ppsiloveyouricon

[angeakurei]

IT'S FROM CAPSLOCK_ZUTARA (HENCEFORTH KNOWN SIMPLY AS "THE LULZ"). GIR AND I JOINED IT AND IT IS ON CRACK.

[asongw_outaname]

DUDE ANYTHING INVOLVING CAPSLOCK IS THE WIN. WHERE IS THIS ZUTARA THAT YOU SPEAK OF?

[asongw_outaname]

...toby?

[zimvictory]

.......whothehellistoby?
...
My BROTHER? OOO:
DUDE.
EW.
WELTINCEST DOES NOT EXIST EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW DX
DUDE.

[asongw_outaname]

OHDUDE.

I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS INTENDED IN A ROMANTIC WAY.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...wait a second.

you like a boy?

[angeakurei]

You make it sound like it's unnatural or something -_-

[asongw_outaname]

my nose is...hmm, I don't know. I've never really thought about my nose.
I definitely have hips. Dammit.
And I think pale is a constant state of being.

I can be really, REALLY ugly at times.

I'm ... sticky? Um, not sure about this one, but I'm sure I am at some point.
My sense of humor is laaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
I, sadly, do not floss very often. I forget! D:
My hair gets SO flipping greasy.
I don't wat-- okay, okay. I've watched porn. But I would NEVER swear at your father or kick your dogs!

I'm...really really really REALLY nice?

...um, maybe? sometimes? =/

IN CONCLUSION.
This boy

is obviously me.

8F

[zimvictory]

Kuh, ye-uh ttly. Because I already DIDn't tell you who he was, who is obviously NOT you.

[asongw_outaname]

You know what? I'm hurt by that. Right here. In my heart. It burns. Like acid. Like...acid reflux.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP YOU DRUNKEN WHORE

[asongw_outaname]

[ajax199]

OMFG ZIMM LIKES A BOY!!!!

It's the first sign of the Apocalypse
The next sign will be Natalie listening to Aly&Aj