Comments | zionchild: Notes From The Retirement Home

zionchild

Notes From The Retirement Home

Oct 28, 2007 19:18

Kids today. You wanna know what's wrong with kids today? You REALLY wanna know what's wrong with kids today? Well, pull up a crate of Geritol and let Grandpaw Matt tell you what's wrong with kids these days. Here it is. Are you ready? Here it is ( Read more... )

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oldfashiongirl October 29 2007, 02:01:36 UTC

AHAHHAHAHHAHHA! thanks for the giggles... and I agree!

zionchild October 29 2007, 05:11:12 UTC

Harley Quinn! Yay!

Hey, you ever gonna do RPGs with us some night?

oldfashiongirl October 29 2007, 13:33:37 UTC

mmmmm... you know, I'd really like to, if for no other reason than I miss hangin' out with you guys! But working 2 jobs (one of them being a regular 40+ hours a week) doesn't really allow for a whole lot of fun unfortunetly. One of these days though... one of these days.

You shouldn't eat peanuts with dentures, anyway telsh7 October 29 2007, 03:10:32 UTC

Words fail me- probably because you just used them all up. Now be a good old person and take your medication and watch your "old-people's MTV" (The Weather Channel) and eat dinner at 4:30 and get up twice to pee and be a menace on the road and play shuffle-board and take your medication and visit with the grandkids and play the banjo and complain and read the obits and clean your dentures and take your medication and feel cold on a ninety-degree day and shake like a polaroid picture and reminisce about the good old days and wear your pants too high and grow your ear hair loooooong and jiggle your chin skin and fixate on your bowel movements and fall asleep in the middle of a conversation and call the scooter store and squabble over coupons and smell like Bengay and fart at inopportune times and don't forget to TAKE YOUR MEDICATION!

childclover October 29 2007, 22:34:18 UTC

You all made me laugh. I needed that.

Paw Matt, yous shoulda known, cauz ah sayd that them there box o' CrakahJacks ain't got no fun in thems no more.
Serves ya right, fella.

shero610 November 2 2007, 03:29:30 UTC

I still have a decoder from a box of Apple jacks... I don't know why I kept it. Memorabilia I guess I think I coded secrets about boys in the neighborhood I liked... yeah something like that. Anyways I know about the cracker jack box , it's stupid the kids I watch had cracker jacks last year. Didn't it fold into a pencil decoration of some sort ? whateva nothin like the good ol days