a touch of the absurd

[zioshech]

Dear Ilya,

This is your cervix writing.

I know, you might've forgotten I existed until you got this e-mail just now (what with vagina and clitoris always hogging all the attention). I bet you wouldn't even recognize me if you saw me - me, your very own cervix!

Comments

Its healthy to learn new things about your spouse

[anonymous]

Whoa - I'm kinda embarrassed I didn't notice that before. Hey, maybe if we someday make fleshpod 2.0 you can give that ol' cervix of yours a workout:D!

mjan mjan

I would totally recognize mine

[anonymous]

I've actually seen my cervix. My doctor asked if I wanted to see it, I said...okay. It looked like a shiney, pink bagel...one of those bagels that has pretty much no hole. Well back to work. Pressing start on the timer as soon as I click "post comment"...