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[zippy_the_eel]

I just tried to eat my car keys.

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[caelestis]

That seems like a pretty silly idea!

[zippy_the_eel]

Well, I was in such a hurry this morning that when I quickly ducked into my car to grab a few of the cookies in there for a rushed breakfast, I put the cookies into the hand that was meant to hold the keys while I ate a cookie, and shoved my key into my mouth. As soon as the metal touched my tongue, I stopped and straightened things out. Thankfully I still seem to have pretty good reflexes, otherwise I might have chipped a couple of teeth biting down on that key.

And speaking of silly ideas, when I took Theresa to the mental health clinic on Friday, I was all set to go in and start throwing chairs through windows and attacking people. ...I have the feeling that it wouldn't have ended well.

[the_foxe]

Don't do that!

[zippy_the_eel]

It wasn't intentional, and from now on I plan to make it a point to try not to eat my car keys.

[elricthescribe]

Were you told to get more iron in your diet too?

[zippy_the_eel]

No, I felt all gassy, and thought I might backfire and feel better.

[lisettey]

that just made m laugh a lot. thanks for brightening my day a little.I may go eat my car eys now...

[zippy_the_eel]

I'm glad you liked it, but I don't sugest you try. As I said to a previous commentor, if my reflexes hadn't been fast enough that I caught myself when I felt the metal on my tongue, I could have chipped a couple of teeth biting down on it.

...And look at all the cute picture of you. Rrrrowl! You've brightened my day, as well. ^_^