Which has a great deal to do with why I've spanked two, cute, legal girls in the past week or so. Two of Lauren's high school friends had birthday parties, which I was invited to, at least partly, to be a designated driver. And both times I was pulled in at the end to finish off the birthday spankings. ...I don't think I hit very hard. I certainly ( Read more... )

AN EMBUGGERANCE ( Read more... )

That's actually a bad pun, of sorts, but no one but me would realize it before reading this, so it's a really bad pun ( Read more... )

He's said that he has no intention of running, but for anyone who may be interested, there's an online petition at www.draftgore.com to convince him to run ( Read more... )

This trip to New Mexico has been a very informative one, in many ways. Some was information I didn't particularly want. In that category of information, I was watching BBC America a little while ago. They were premiering a documentary called "Love Me, Love My Doll." The topic of this documentary was men who live with silicon "love dolls." Not just ( Read more... )

I've been trying to work my way back into keeping up with LJ recently. And I've realized that since several of my friends have multiple journals (come on people, we don't need to have that many secrets!), and some people added me and were in turn added by me, right before I got busy and was gone fore a long period of time... and, well, just because ( Read more... )

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Well, sort of. I was watching Sponge Bob Squarepants with my nephew earlier, heard the announcer talking about Go Tarts, looked up, and saw that my niece's commercial has finally started airing! She's the little blonde girl holding the ferret.

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses ( Read more... )

I had fun. Not terribly impressive with the throwing knives, but they were pretty think, and pretty dull. A little better at javelin throwing, and hit the triangle on the practice throw in rock throwing, but didn't push my luck with any further throws. Slightly disappointed that the joust was rigged. We're supposed to go back sometime before it ( Read more... )