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[zippygutterslug]

I'm Fucking Poor!

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A Brief Treatise on the Impracticalities of Being Unemployed

So it'd been awhile since I had money to spend on, well anything, and it got me to thinking, "Well, this not having a job thing just isn't that great, is it?" No soda, no videogames, no cable, an unhappy wife... All things to which I am diametrically opposed. So

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uhmm puck

[enigmaticevil9]

so i was reading your thingy on being unemployed.....i found myself in the same predicament....i have applied at numerous of jobs, many of which only want employees with previous experience in their line of business....fuckers....either way i read your entry and came across the very end.........more than your wife makes...........are you married???????????

Re: uhmm puck

[zippygutterslug]

Sure. Pick the month I'm moving and don't have internet. Butthead.
I got married around March to Sara Wadsworth, the most beautiful, funny, smart, patient woman ever. I'm contractually obligated to mention that. j/k. But seriously, the lawyers would have a fit. ::Grinn::
She's works at an assissted living facility, busting her ass taking care of alzheimer and dementia patients. She has a flawless work history, absolutely gleaming recomendations from several jobs that she also worked incredibly hard at. She gets $8.50/hr.
Meanwhile, I'm no longer hireable at any of my other jobs, which include such thing noble careers as dishwasing and telemarketing. I get $8.65/hr to hawk cel-phones. Ah, the simple joys of married life.
So are you out've college yet? What's goin on w/u?

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[zippygutterslug]

Btw. I'm fact-checking myself. Where getting married in March came from, I have no fucking idea. It was June. I think I need to lay off the glue.

Re: uhmm puck

[sarabyrd]

it was august, dumb ass!