alphabet meme

[zippyknowsbest]

List something pertaining to your muse for each letter of the alphabet.
(Rhyming is not necessary.)

A is for Abraham, ancestor of mine,
B is for Baseball, sport most divine,
C is for Cats, of which I have two,
D is for Dewey-- I do, do you?
E is for Eating, one of life's pleasures,
F is for Family, one of life's torments treasures.
G is for G-d, some supposed guy in the sky,
H is for Humor, without which we'd die,
I is for Ice Cream, see line above,
J is for Jewelry, indulgence I love.
K is for Kabbalah, but not like Madonna,
L is for Library, personal nirvana.
M is for Manhattan, where else would I be?
(--well, N is for New York in its entirety--)
O is for Oy Vey, all-purpose phrase,
P is for Poker, and finding someone who plays.
Q is for Qabbalah (alternate spelling),
R is for "no Running, no cell phones, no yelling";
S is for Star Wars, before Lucas went senile,
T is for Tea-- pekoe, mint, chamomile...
U is for Umbrella, keeps me from getting wet,
V is for Vices, like smoking and chocolate,
W is for Women, tough, smart, and outspoken,
X is for Xerox machine, always broken.
Y is for Yiddish: best language? Damn skippy!
Z is for Zipporah, but I prefer Zippy.