Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants ( Read more... )

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Ok, this was sent to me in e-mail. I got them right and i know most of you are smarter than me, so i expect great things from you all ( Read more... )

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their ( Read more... )

Cheers to a new year that i did not think could be worst than the one just past, but fate again shows me i am as usual wrong. I start off the year by being laid off, and having car troubles. I now have two of my best friends in the world dying from cancer. I got laid off from my job (the least of my issues to be honest), and worst of all my mother- ( Read more... )

Pass this one on to everyone you know ( Read more... )

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides ( Read more... )