Lauren Parrish, I'm effing in love with you. One night after I mount your bum and fall asleep soon after I will Flava Flav about the chunkiness that is our romance ( Read more... )

I hate homework and I stayed home to do homework tonight but I didn't do any because Caitlin came over and made me watch this horrible movie called Holes which wasn't completely horrible because it had a love story that was interracial and one of those people was Patricia Arquette who I don't really mind but now I'm really behind in my school work ( Read more... )

Well, now that I've been drinking for eight hours, things are much clearer. Oh wait, no they're not. Alcohol is a depressant, and I'm way depressed. I hope by the time morning hits I'm better.

There's a three fold rule. I'm not sure of the exact logistics, but I'm pretty sure it's along the lines of what comes around, goes around. Ouch.

Why do I constantly play with fire?

Hello everyone, I'm pretty much in love with my life. I have so much work to do but I've convinced myself it's actually not a lot of work, so I'm not worried about it. I love English 200, but I'm probably skipping it to do work. I've got to do chapter 2 of spanish 210 or else I'm screwed and I have to write a 5-15 page memoir on my life. WTF. I ( Read more... )

Ego boost? Why yes ( Read more... )

It's official, I'm the craziest person alive ( Read more... )

From Creative Writing, Thursday, September 14, 2006. We were given a short time to compile this list. It isn't done... but it's pretty solid.

Top 10 Reasons You Are FABULOUS!1. Drunk dials are never returned, but expected to be answered. Pretty sure that's a double negative ( Read more... )

Hello world, I'm here to tell you I almost didn't make it last night. Some drunken spaghetti festival happened all by myself and then I was trying to clean up some sauce that had spilled everywhere and evidently paper towels catch on fire when you clean around an active stove top thingey. So there was fire, twice, and I was only slightly scared. It ( Read more... )

I am very sick and thus, I had to skip spanish 210 today. Why? Because it's a horrible class, I don't learn anything, I hate the teacher, I hate feeling inadequate, and it was just fits the best to skip. Also I didn't finish the homework because it was ridiculous. I could have, I just chose not to ( Read more... )