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i dedicate this entry to andy, my brother, because he made me feel hella better last night after i broke my nose. he's super funny.
me: di d you know that eat spiders in your sleep?
me: hmm?
him: i don't think that's true.. supposedly everyone eats like 8 spiders in their lifetime on average. but i'm almost positive if a spider crawled into my mouth i'd wake up immediately
me: yah, i know, i heard that too somewhere, but i think i'd wake up too
him: it must be like tiny spiders that you can't even see and if i can't see them then they can crawl down my throat all they want
me: i hate bugs, and i sleep lightly most of the time.
me: i'm going to sleep
me: night, love ya
him: one time a roach was crawling towards my face and i woke up just because my eyes were slightly open in my sleep and i saw it and i forced myself to wake up after i swatted it away automatically
him: ok goodnight
me: hahahahahahaha...i bet it was a dream
him: it wasnt i woke up and i was like what was that
him: and there was a roach across the room
me: hahah...tha's sort of hilarious. a lot.
him: and one time one died on my face in my sleep
me: are you kidding me? why do they love you so much?
him: i dunno
me: you're the roach master
me: king
him: i killed like 3 tonight
me: ew
me: why do we have roaches everywhere we go?
me: GOSSSHH
him: i punched one in the laundry room, and stepped on one in the garage
me: you punched one?? HAHAHAH
me: with your amazing left hook?
him: no that's how i kill them if i dont have shoes, i wrap something around my fist and start punching
him: i killed one under the computer ones
him: and i punched like 3 times before i hit it
him: and i was hitting the ground so hard that my knuckle bled a little
me: hahahaha...you're a brave brave soul if i do say so myself. they should...you have rage towards these roaches, eh?
me: i get so mad at them. i'm like I HATE YOU GO AWAY I HATE YOUO AHHHH STUPID STUPID GO AWAY
him: yeah i don't like them
me: my nose is loose. like a loose tooth, you know how that used to feel?
me: painful, but you were itching to just get it out?
me: okay coo
him: yeah, don't pull your nose out
him: how loose is it?
me: haha...i'll try. i dno, not too loose.
him: i don't think i would even sleep tonight because you might roll over on it and make it worse.. i'd probably wake someone up if it was that bad
me: no, nooo it's not like floating around in my nose
me: everything's still attached. goodnight!
him: goodnight
oh my geeze, i can't see.