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[znarfbunga]

I found a book at the Old House Revival Co. called "A History of Orgies." I obviously MUST own this book, but I am too embarassed to buy it from my coworkers because they might not understand why it is funny, or something, as they don't know me very well yet. So I am trying to come up with a plan to get that book into my clutches

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[lovelytoseeyou]

i lol'ed pretty hard at this, and then i was like, "losers, i'm a chick, and i can have as many pizza pockets as i WANT"

and then i realized i can't, because i'm broke. conclusion: these people are right.

[yourmyketamine]

i will buy the book for you!

[thisisjusttosay]

"I HAVE AN ENTIRE FREEZER FULL OF PIZZA POCKETS!"

You don't know how hard I laughed at that. Like. Clearly stalking up on welfare food feeds someone's ego. Asshats.

[_crackityj0nes]

HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD