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[varnated]

[ serph isn't wasting any time with this, is he ...

he hasn't been able to find anything good in the library; in fact, it'd be surprising if he could find anything at all there. so, he turns to his trusted network. ]

What are the most effective methods of engaging someone to have sexual relations with yourself?

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♡TEXT.

[freed]

most of the time
if a person asks me or propositions me
i will most likely say yes and have sex with them if they are attractive and if i do not dislike them.
that's usually all there is to it but i'm sure it's different for other people.

[and by people he means men and most likely he means definitely and by different for other people he means his way is the best because he has more sex than all of you pearl-clutchers combined :/]

♡TEXT.

[varnated]

[ wow you slutbag. serph doesn't know the word but he sure is thinking it. ]

'Attraction' and 'lack of hostility' ...

is that all there is to it?

♡TEXT.

[freed]

[wow whatever serph you're just an ugly jealous virgin.]

more or less
yes.
i do not harbor romantic feelings towards anyone so i am able to worship without reservation.
it holds no meaning to me.

♡TEXT.

[varnated]

[ wow he's not ugly i'll fight you ]

I see.

I don't understand it fully yet, but 'feelings' seem detrimental to following the rules of this place effectively.

♡TEXT.

[freed]

[lol ok.]

i imagine that they do as well.
i must admit though
i am rather curious about them
actually
i rather envy people who are in the position where they can do this sort of thing with the one they love here.
i hear that it is the ultimate expression of love and something to be treasured.

♡TEXT.

[varnated]

[ envy .... that's yet another emotion that he does not understand. ]

I have heard the same thing ... However, it is meaningless for me in my current situation.

I do not exactly understand what 'love' is ... and I do not feel 'envy'.

Are those things important, do you think?

♡TEXT.

[freed]

[he doesn't know. he certainly wants to be loved but--]

i am sure all emotions are important on some level.
i don't really understand them myself however
so i cannot offer any practical input as to what their importance may be.

♡TEXT.

[varnated]

At the present moment, I feel that such things are not needed ...

But I think it may be useful to experience 'feelings'. The explanations for them are incomplete and difficult to understand.

♡TEXT.

[freed]

i do not know whether that is true for myself or not.
i'm curious but i suppose it is not detrimental to my well-being if i don't know what these feelings are like.
i can't understand explanations of them myself.
people say your heart beats faster and your face becomes warm and you wish to be with this person more than any other.
it sounds frightening to me.

♡TEXT.

[varnated]

I agree; it is not part of my objective at the present moment to gain first-hand understanding of 'feelings'.

That sounds rather dangerous; and they find it enjoyable?

♡TEXT.

[freed]

what is your objective?
and yes.
it does sound dangerous when put into such terms but apparently people find it very enjoyable.
it has a strong correlation to sex so it makes sense i suppose.

♡TEXT.

[varnated]

The priority at hand is to procure a partner for sexual relations, is it not the rule to follow in Zodion?

I see ...

♡TEXT.

[freed]

yes
that is true.
i suppose that is a worthy enough objective.
if you are unable to find one in time
the gods usually interfere and help you find one
though it may be someone you deem undesirable.

♡TEXT.

[varnated]

I don't understand what 'undesirable' would be ... So I'm unable to make judgements on such occurrences.

♡TEXT.

[freed]

it is a matter of personal taste.
someone who is undesirable to you is someone you do not find attractive
or someone you do not feel a connection with
or izaya orihara.
you'll know if someone is undesirable when you see them usually.
it's instinctive.

♡TEXT. HAHA FUCK SORRY EDIT

[varnated]

Izaya Orihara ... You speak of a particular individual? I have communicated with one who identified themselves as Izaya.

I see .... Is it similar to having 'hostile' feelings?