rank one ✬ video

[seeksrevenge]

[The video feed opens up with a shot of someone's apartment door. It's held there briefly, before turning to Jeane holding the device. Her red eyes peer into the camera as she suddenly smiles, so saccharine that there just had to be sarcasm hidden underneath that gaze. Regardless.]

Hello, Zodion. And welcome to our first segment of Otaku☆Life with

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[freed]

Oh my... Such a sad man! Why do real women not find him appealing?

[...but more importantly...]

What is a lolicon?

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[seeksrevenge]

I don't know. It must be because he's so pathetic ♥

A "lolicon" is someone who preys on underage girls and sniffs their used panties. So you see, there's no one here for him in Zodion.

1/2

[freed]

Perhaps if he found more wholesome hobbies they would like him? He also appears to be in need of proper bathing patterns. I am sure that would improve his life immensely.

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[freed]

Underage girls--?! That is vile!

[WOW HE IS SO OFFENDED OH GOD TRAVIS IS GROSS??? SO GROSS??????]

That is beyond disgusting and offensive-- such a person... Such a person should be locked up immediately! He is truly ill!

[seeksrevenge]

I agree. He should be shut away for life. But there's no police here, so there's no one we can turn to.

[freed]

Perhaps we should tie him up and leave him in the woods away from society? Surely, a pack of wolves or a lone mother bear will happen across him and adopt him.

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[uaasfinest]

Don't get confused by that blonde witch over there. Underage girls aren't really my thing.

[freed]

You cannot fool me, lolicon.

[uaasfinest]

Loli--god damn it Jeane!

I'm not some sicko who preys on little girls!

[ Nevermind that directly behind Travis on the wall is a scroll of a big-breasted bikini-clad anime girl--a young anime girl. ]

[freed]

[HE SEES THAT NAKED ANIME GIRL N IS OFFENDED BEYOND IMAGINATION!!!]

Such indecency! And to lie about it?! As if I should believe such a deplorable pervert! Little girls is going too far!

[uaasfinest]

[ Travis's eyes follow N's gaze behind him and sees said big-breasted nearly naked anime girl. ]

Woah woah, look bro. Quit being freaked out about it, really. That is just a poster. And I'm a fan of the show for its artistic merit.

[ Yeah. ]

[freed]

What is to stop you from turning your lust for underage girl-panties into one for real girls?! That woman was right-- you really are a dirty lolicon! I should tell Mr. Suou and the rest of the police force immediately!

[he's not gonna do it, he's too fucking lazy rn and freaking out is way easier than getting up and going to the police station but man he sure will act like he's being a good productive citizen!!]