02 ☮ video

[shouwablues]

[The device, once activated, is carelessly tossed onto the bed and bounces a little once Snake sits down right next to it-which is why he's not in full view, but with what you do see of him you'll realize that he's a) wearing nothing nothing but a towel around his neck-at least from the waist up-because he's been working out since there's not

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♡VIDEO. PLACEHOLDER.

[freed]

[--HEY, HEY, HE CAUGHT THAT LAST PART MAN, YOU CAN BET THAT HE'S WATCHING THE FEED IN DISMAL HORROR.]

What are you going to do to that creature?! Stop!

[freed]

[these black adventures icons can't even convey how truly angry he is on the inside.]

Simple logic should be proof enough that they are incapable of it! You're just making fun of me!

[shouwablues]

[ He laughs. ]

You'll deal. There are still enough people who love plants that would disagree with you, I'm sure.

[freed]

[frowning and pouting and generally petulant in every way!!]

I somehow doubt that. ...Though I must agree, the wanton destruction of innocent plantlife is also despicable.

[shouwablues]

[ not caring !! ]

I'm still gonna keep eating both plants and animals. Sorry, kid.

[freed]

Hmph. I suppose I should not expect everyone to share the same ideals as I do regarding the safety of the environment.

[shouwablues]

That's one step into the right direction. Believe me, most animals, if they could, wouldn't shy away from eating you, either.

[freed]

What nonsense! I cannot believe it! I have never heard of a Pokémon or an animal eating a human being!

[you are freaking his mind right now, oh god.]

[shouwablues]

[He's just gonna assume pokemon are some subspecies...herpderp]

You have never heard of vultures? Or even wolves and other carnivores. And here I thought I was lacking general knowledge...

[freed]

[and he, in turn, will just assume these vultures and whatnot are all pokémon subspecies as well. whoo boy!!!!]

Yes, I am aware Pokémon...prey on each other, but to eat a human being? That's unheard of! ...Isn't it?

[now that he thinks about it, he recalls ghetsis' hydreigon looking at him with hunger every now and then... ... ... ... ... ... ...oh no.]

[shouwablues]

... The hell are pokeymon. Animals eat people. That's a fact.

[freed]

Pokémon are creatures from my world. After speaking with a few others here, I have concluded that they are the equivalent of what people would call animals. They are peaceful and intelligent creatures filled with goodness.

[except bidoof. bidoof is stupid as fuck.]

[shouwablues]

.... How old are you.

[freed]

I am adult, I will have you know.

[haha jk he's four, leap year baby represent.]

[shouwablues]

Then start acting like one and stop being naive. There is nothing inherently good in the world.

[freed]

I may be naive but I do not believe that for one moment.