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[venerari]

[Get ready for some loud Engrish, Zodion, because Eikichi’s here to deliver; he even strikes a marvelous pose for you all, his best seduction voice put on for extra measure -]

OKAAAAYYYYY!!! Listen up, Zodion, ‘cause there’s a heatwave coming... [He turns to Lisa, arching an eyebrow, a scheming grin plastered on his face.] Ready, baby~?

[She

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♡VIDEO. PLACEHOLDER.

[freed]

What is an underwear fetish?

[?__? no one taught him what fetishes are (AND FOR GOOD REASON!!!!!), and he cannot possibly comprehend what undergarments have anything to do with...music?? or anything at all other than their intended purpose really.]

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[notyuu]

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[vains]

[oh no, N you don't really want Eikichi explaining this to you. Or anything about sex. OR LIFE!!!!]

It's what she's got, not me! She's got too much interest in what I'm wearin' there... ehh, not that I can blame her. With a body as divine as this~?

[i'm

really sorry]

[freed]

[it's okay, it's

it's okay. it'll always be okay, michel-sama.]

I don't quite follow. Do you mean to tell me that she is attracted to you? And this attraction manifests itself in an interest in your underwear...?

[vains]

[how badly does he want to screw over lisa given the state of his reputation right now. let him consider this.]

Maybe, but... tch, who could read a crazy girl like her?! Still, if you're seein' it too... can't be too far off, right?

[He's assuming you have had experience with similar beasts, N, and has... somehow... turned your question into an affirmation. You're welcome, Lisa.]

[freed]

I suppose not. Surely, people react to being attracted to someone in different ways? If she is as crazy as you say, it probably would be hard to tell. But still, at least it's obvious she cares for you in some way.

[vains]

Don't know if I'd call that 'caring'... but I guess it's more complicated than that.

[This curse is reminding him of that and it's really annoying.]

Would you believe we're friends? Sounds weird puttin' it like that, just me and her, but... that's how it is.

[freed]

To be that interested in your undergarments as well as agreeing to perform with you implies she must not mind you enough to be civil around you, if only for a short period of time, right?

[a brief chuckle.]

From what I've seen thus far, some people have odd ways of expressing their feelings of friendship towards others, so I would take it in stride.

[vains]

Yeah... I know better, I guess, 'cause I don't even gotta think twice about the fact that I still...

['Care for her'? Well, strike that; he doesn't usually think twice about it, but this place is making their relationship...

Weird.]

But I bet you've got a less dysfunctional thing goin' with your friends, right?

[freed]

[he realizes it's not something to press, but N can see the bond between eikichi and lisa, and it warms his heart a bit.]

My friends?

[whoo boy, these conversations are always loaded.]

I don't have very many human friends, so I cannot say. However, I'm quite straight-forward in my affection for my Pokémon, so I suppose you would be correct in that assessment.

[vains]

[Cooocking his head now.]

Eh? Pokeymen? Sounds like you ain't from my world, either... 'cause I sure as hell don't know what those are.

[He's used to the idea because of Rai, but it's still weird, thinking fighting demons is the weirdest thing you've done when suddenly people have cat ears and talk to pokey... things.]

[venerari]

Seriously? [dude, you look too old to not know that much.]

Which part is confusing you, the underwear or the fetish?

[freed]

[:'( he is tbh... not that they have fetishes and stuff in pokémon-land.]

The fetish. I suppose it would be more prudent to ask what a fetish is first.

[venerari]

[not that he is aware of...]

I suppose it makes sense if you don't know the word...

Okay, basically, it's when you're obsessed with something to the point where it's a sure-fire way to get you off anytime anywhere. Well, that's how it is for a bunch of perverts, anyway.

[freed]

[ S C R E A M S ]

"Get you off"?-- Nevermind. Does this fixation always have to be with an inanimate object?