is there a place (oo1 || voice) for the hopeless sinner?

[feorging]

Blimey, this Muggle device'd have Dad going barmy.

[Oh, wait. It's recording again. Maybe he should've toyed with it more before-]Evening, ladies and gentlefolk, and what a wonderful evening it is. Nothing quite like divine alien abduction to wake you up in the morning, but my favourite bit was probably the unexpected pricking. Usually polite to

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♡VOICE.

[freed]

Alien abduction? Pub? Pissed?

[N is not accustomed to british slang. gorm, one of his sages, dropped a few words every now and then but none of this pub and pissed business had ever befallen the king's ears. he is intrigued.]

♡VOICE.

[feorging]

[...Your confuse and intrigue is confusing and intriguing, but Fred's not entirely sure what to make of it. So he responds with his first instinct.]

Seemingly so, yes, and yes please?

♡VOICE.

[freed]

This is no alien abduction, I am afraid. The Twelve have apprehended you, as they have all of us, but I do not think they are aliens. We have aliens here, though.

I do not know what a pub is. And isn't to piss upon someone synonymous with urinating on them?

[do you want someone to PEE ON YOU, fred????]

♡VOICE.

[feorging]

Come off it, we've got real aliens?

[Snerk. Language barrier, what?]

Nothing like a good pissing on to celebrate your kidnapping, eh?

[No. So much no. He is laughing.]

A pub's a bar, mate, and getting pissed means to get intoxicated. I aim to end the night completely smashed.

♡VOICE.

[freed]

Yes, we do. He is my friend, actually. His name is Faize, he's quite wonderful.

[oh gosh, N was actually afraid someone was going to get peed on, which apparently isn't an unheard of thing in some worlds given what he's heard from others on the network. he makes a sound of understanding and nods.]

I see. I have never heard such terminology, although the manner you speak in is somewhat similar to someone I used to know.

[he contemplates asking if this person knows gorm, but decides against it, would rather not know on the off-chance that he does.]

♡VOICE.

[feorging]

Briliant.

[What even are people telling you about their worlds, you poor boy.]

It's all Brit-speak. Can get a bit stuffy at times, but that's part of the appeal. You should hear the French lot, with all their "oo's" and "ee's." It's a bloody riot trying to make left or right of it all.

♡VOICE.

[freed]

[and at that moment, N wished he got out more.]

I think the French language is rather lovely, though I am inclined to agree that the accent is a bit difficult to understand at times. I sort of wish I were multilingual myself though.

♡VOICE.

[feorging]

I've always thought the world ought to be unilingual. Y'know, one common spoken language so there'd be less room for misinterpretation and confusion. It'd be easier.

♡VOICE.

[freed]

I quite like that idea. While there are still many different types of humans and conflict is still inevitable based on that alone, I imagine it would still make understanding each other that much easier.