Fannish Five!

[zoe_chan]

Name five of the funniest lines of dialogue.

1) From All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (written by Frank Miller, who I'm not wild about as a Batman writer, but this was funny):

Dick Grayson: So what do you call this thing, anyway?
The Goddamn Batman (looking badass): The Batmobile
Dick Grayson (rolling his eyes): That is totally queer.
The

Comments

[angel_gidget]

I want that No Man's Land special and I want it now!!

Though if I were to pick an issue for awesome dialogue off the top of my head, and would pick stuff off of just about any page of Superboy #85.

Might I offer up the wording of the 1st page?

SUPERBOY: Great scott, little chum! My bat-sense is going berserk! Hand me the bat-omni-directional magnifying lense--there's an evil hootchie bootchie changing into her birthday suit and I need to catch it on the bat-honey cam!
ROBIN: Shut. Up.
SUPERBOY: Awww, are you frightened, little chum? Don't be! Girls are wonderful creatures! Did you read that pamphlet? The one I gave you about the bat-birds and the bat-bees?
ROBIN: We don't kill. We don't kill...
SUPERBOY: Don't you leap off a tall building while I'm making fun of your mentor! I--kids today.

[zoe_chan]

::laughs:: Oh, dear lord. How do I not have that?

ROBIN: We don't kill. We don't kill...

::dies:: Oh, Tim. And Kon making fun of ols school!Batman and Robin. ::giggles:: That's just awesome.

[angel_gidget]

The most famous line, though, has got to be...

"She...she got past my force field. My impregnable force feild! I feel so...pregnable."

[zoe_chan]

THAT'S where that comes from. I LOVE that line. Now I *have* to find this issue.

(Also, I totally spent the past half hour reading World's Finest 3--which is fun, but not as funny as the Batman/Superman issues that are really Robin/Superboy)