A frightening tale...

[zoe_i_am]

*holding flashlight under chin*

Gather 'round, everyone, while I tell you an absolutely terrifying story.  And every word is true.

In my room on the second floor, there is a Wardrobe.  Yes, it deserves the capital letter.  It is big and ugly and cheaply made.  There are full length mirrors on the doors that distort your image so badly that any

Comments

[falconwhitaker]

Perhaps the thing is too weighed down with evil souls to be moved? An exorcism might help.

[ardys_the_ghoul]

Is there a window it could have been hoisted through? Might give you an excuse to "accidentally" drop it...

We too have a scary piece of furniture in our house. A few years ago, my parents--for some reason I don't understand--traded a Gravely tractor for a dining room hutch/banquet type thing. It is ugly, it smells of stale cigarette smoke, and it looks like something that should have a resident ghost attached. It sits (or skulks, maybe) in our front room because my mom can't get rid of it.