Horizons are burning

[zoe_sama]

Am amused by this. Stole it from venefica_aura


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Bold the stereotypes that fit you.

So, I want to listen to Assemblage 23's "30,000 ft" while I'm flying back home. It means a lot more when there is a possibility that you could be in that same situation. I wonder who I would call if the plane was going down? I've thought about it a bit. Is it sad that I know it wouldn't be my parents? *rereads the paragraph* My, I'm morbid. >>

I loved the flight to Canada. Losing my airline virginity was oh so sweet. Window seats both flights, so eee. I don't think I'm quite as lucky flying home, but ah well. I brought the final Dark Tower book for a reason. All the take-off and landing and minor turbulence reminded me of my old dream of wanting to be a pilot. Perhaps someday I'll get a license for a small plane anyway.

Canada has been love so far. I've been sleeping somewhere new each night, which should say how much traveling we've been doing since I arrived. Besides staying in Edmonton in Meg's apartment, we've drifted back to her hometown and then went north to Fort McMurray to see the Oil Sands and Suncor. They DIG for their oil. Mining! As a Texan used to seeing drills everywhere, it was somewhat shocking. Same goes for all the French everywhere. I took pictures at Suncor and there will be plenty more pictures, I'm sure. When I get back home and develop them, I'll have to post.

So at the moment I'm back in Edmonton in the apartment, and by myself at that! So I'm keeping myself amused by surfing the internet and liberating all of their music. Mwah. When I first arrived, I assumed that my laptop would happily connect to their wireless network, but nooo. And do you know why? It had no airport card. x_x So I spent the first bit of my spending money on buying and installing one. Would be annoyed at that, but I'd have to do it sooner or later for college, so ehh.

Tomorrow I'll be by myself yet again, but later on in the day I'll be treking to St. Joseph's Basilica for mass. It's a holy day or something of the sort, I think; I missed going to church on Sunday, so that sort of makes up for it. We stopped by earlier in the week. I was impressed. I'm totally taking my camera for pictures. The stained glass is gorgeous. All things considered, I'd probably die in a cathedral. XD

Heading to the movies tonight to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2 on some ungodly-sized screen. IMAX, I think. Mm, Jack the size of a small country.

I've gathered a lot of ideas for drawings and paintings and things I'd like to do while here, but I left my sketchbook at home. If anything, I'll just keep the ideas in mind and have something to work on while I'm in college. Speaking of which, I really hope I can work out the Fine Arts minor. I keep hearing that the art school is really hard to get into, but then again so is everything else in the university, so I'm not too worried. Just reasonably so. I'd really love to further my artistic abilities, but I suppose if all else fails, I can just continue to do that on my own.

Hm, I wonder if they get The Colbert Report here in Canada...? I miss my daily dose of the Truth. You know. The other Truth.