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[zoetrope731]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have found my true calling. I will immigrate to England and become the new Q in Her Majesty's Secret Service. Yes, there really is one, although he's not called Q as far as I know. The present Q, John Widdowson, is stepping down in October. I will be more than happy to fill his shoes, assuming that I can figure out how to

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[thisismytruth]

Last night I had a scary dream. Bad Guys (robbers?) broke into my house and were trying to attack me. I wasn't really sure what they wanted to do, just that I was supposed to try and stop them. And I'd call the cops and they wouldn't believe me. Blaarrghhh.

[flaming_carrot]

Dammit, I called Q in elementary. I've even customized my studies in college to be better able to go for the job. I figger if I get in now, I can work my way up to Q by the time I'm white-haired. In fact, I think I'll send in my resume regardless of the sweetness of my current job.