Co-opted For Publication!
I give vulpes alot of shit about how eerily similar certain cartoons are to his life. The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is like his biography, and anytime he's talking during an episode of Venture Bros. everyone else in the room gets confused as to why the Monarch is gibbering on about Warhammer 40k.
Well, it turns out the laughs on me now, because Dan Vs. has co-opted my life for publication!!!
Oh sure, there are some cosmetic differences, his hair is black with a soul patch while mine is brown with a full beard, he's lactose intolerant rather than diabetic, California instead of Florida, and I'm fairly certain I don't sound anything like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, but otherwise, it's a cartoon about me!!!!
Oh sure, you're thinking, it's probably just coincidental. Is it? Someone we know, someone probably reading this very LJ in fact, moves to California for a new job, and then just a few short months later there's a cartoon about me set in California on the air? What exactly is that new job, I wonder???
You probably think you're really safe right now, 2000 miles away, mocking me in cartoon form. Well, you just keep thinking that, punk. I'm on to you. And I will have my revenge!!!
Well, it turns out the laughs on me now, because Dan Vs. has co-opted my life for publication!!!
Oh sure, there are some cosmetic differences, his hair is black with a soul patch while mine is brown with a full beard, he's lactose intolerant rather than diabetic, California instead of Florida, and I'm fairly certain I don't sound anything like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, but otherwise, it's a cartoon about me!!!!
Oh sure, you're thinking, it's probably just coincidental. Is it? Someone we know, someone probably reading this very LJ in fact, moves to California for a new job, and then just a few short months later there's a cartoon about me set in California on the air? What exactly is that new job, I wonder???
You probably think you're really safe right now, 2000 miles away, mocking me in cartoon form. Well, you just keep thinking that, punk. I'm on to you. And I will have my revenge!!!