interview about periods
my phone rings, sunday, about 11pm or so. unknown untraceable number.
ZOMBAH: "Ilmari Haapanen"
WOMAN: "Hello. We're making a survey for Libresse, sorry for calling at this hour, but would you happen to have a few minutes to answer a couple of questions?"
ZOMBAH: "Hmm... no problem, why not."
WOMAN: "Okay. What do you think about women's menses?"
ZOMBAH: "Excuse me?"
WOMAN: "What do you think about women's menses?"
ZOMBAH: "Erm. This isn't a very serious call, is it?"
WOMAN: "We're making a survey about menses to Libresse... so what is your opinion about them?"
ZOMBAH: "Opinion? About menstruation? I guess they're... öö... a normal part of girlies life."
WOMAN: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
ZOMBAH: "Nope."
WOMAN: "Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
ZOMBAH: "Yep."
WOMAN: "Have you ever lived in a steady sexual relationship?"
ZOMBAH: "Yep."
WOMAN: "Have you ever oppressed your partner to have sex with you during her periods?"
ZOMBAH: "Erm... yes."
WOMAN: *clicK*
hmmh. perhaps I should take my phonenumber off from my homepage.
ZOMBAH: "Ilmari Haapanen"
WOMAN: "Hello. We're making a survey for Libresse, sorry for calling at this hour, but would you happen to have a few minutes to answer a couple of questions?"
ZOMBAH: "Hmm... no problem, why not."
WOMAN: "Okay. What do you think about women's menses?"
ZOMBAH: "Excuse me?"
WOMAN: "What do you think about women's menses?"
ZOMBAH: "Erm. This isn't a very serious call, is it?"
WOMAN: "We're making a survey about menses to Libresse... so what is your opinion about them?"
ZOMBAH: "Opinion? About menstruation? I guess they're... öö... a normal part of girlies life."
WOMAN: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
ZOMBAH: "Nope."
WOMAN: "Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
ZOMBAH: "Yep."
WOMAN: "Have you ever lived in a steady sexual relationship?"
ZOMBAH: "Yep."
WOMAN: "Have you ever oppressed your partner to have sex with you during her periods?"
ZOMBAH: "Erm... yes."
WOMAN: *clicK*
hmmh. perhaps I should take my phonenumber off from my homepage.