Incident in a bar
When she first came to our table, she greeted us with a friendly gesture of pouring her jug of cider on my friend's head. Then she proceeded to introduce herself by taking my friend's beer, and throwing it to the ceiling.
At this point, I guess she realized that she has been quite rude, so she continued with an apparent apology: after the introduction, she started to lick my friend's skull. If my friend would be single, I guess they would have had sex within 2 minutes from that, at least the girl was more than willing. But now my friend only got a sore lip, since after the skull-lick she bit him to his lip and tried to put her hands into his trousers. My friend called a stop to that game, and pointed at me, saying "go there, i'm not available.". She left, still without a word. What a shame.
A minute or two later she came back with a stupid smile on her pretty face, yelling her first words "I got thrown out!", apparently satisfied by her achievement. She celebrated this by giving me a surprise-kiss, which left my lips sore for a couple of days, which ended when the doorman came to throw the annoying bitch out of the bar. "Stop it, you lovebirds. Exchange your phone numbers, this lady's gotta go, now.". No, we did not.
We still don't know her name, but she was quite attractive 25-30 years old blondie with a good body.
Drugs are bad, mm-kay?
At this point, I guess she realized that she has been quite rude, so she continued with an apparent apology: after the introduction, she started to lick my friend's skull. If my friend would be single, I guess they would have had sex within 2 minutes from that, at least the girl was more than willing. But now my friend only got a sore lip, since after the skull-lick she bit him to his lip and tried to put her hands into his trousers. My friend called a stop to that game, and pointed at me, saying "go there, i'm not available.". She left, still without a word. What a shame.
A minute or two later she came back with a stupid smile on her pretty face, yelling her first words "I got thrown out!", apparently satisfied by her achievement. She celebrated this by giving me a surprise-kiss, which left my lips sore for a couple of days, which ended when the doorman came to throw the annoying bitch out of the bar. "Stop it, you lovebirds. Exchange your phone numbers, this lady's gotta go, now.". No, we did not.
We still don't know her name, but she was quite attractive 25-30 years old blondie with a good body.
Drugs are bad, mm-kay?