Fandom rant

[zombie_kitty666]

Was just looking at some of the bad mary sue things. First of all - FAIL. Secondly, why? Why do these girls insist on doing these stories with obvious emo type mary sues that are related to cannon characters, going to have sex with one of the main guys and manage to have 'curves in all the right places' at aged 11. *Facepalm*.. Actually, this is

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[sunny_bexster]

I despise the cliche "curves in all the right places" (despite using it more than once myself during the folly of youth)...and so I came up with this little thing (mostly for my own amusement)

Random HP character 1: Hey have you met the new girl who transfered from the chernobyl Witchcraft and Wizardy Federation?
Random HP character 2: Yeah, she's awesome!
Random HP character 1: Have you seen her tits, they're just amazing.
Random HP character 2: Dude...there on her KNEES!
Random HP character 1: ...So?
Random HP character 2: Man, she's like totally got curves in all the WRONG places...
Random HP character 1: Yeah...but wrongly placed curves they are!

....Ben likes this, I like it. I've probably offended someone with the poor taste...God I love it!

[zombie_kitty666]

hehehe trust me, no one reading this journal has what is mainstreamingly called taste. :D