AND SO IT BEGINS

[zombie_mech]

Seeing as this is my first painful step in to the angst filled e-world of live journal, I feel that I should at least attention whore myself in some way, or at the VERY least write some bad gothic poetry, using bad metaphors, and combinations of words that break every cliche possible. On second thoughts...

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Comments

[screamadelicia]

I think we should find some bad gothic poetry on the net and link it. Maybe we could have a competition to see who can find the worst.

[screamadelicia]

This is the worst Nightwish lyric I could find. To be honest, Nightwish aren't quite as pretentious as Rob's other bands, they are just very bland and boring in every way. They use a lot of cliches in their lyrics, as with their music, but it doesn't sound much more ridiculous than anything Empreor or Iron Maiden ever wrote. I don't like the fact that they pretend to be really amazingly sublime when what they are doing is very adolecent and dull, and all of their lyrics are like a silly movie and so is their songwriting.

7. Nymphomaniac Fantasia

The scent of a woman was not mine...

Welcome home, darling
Did you miss me?
Wish to dwell in dear love?

Touch my milklike skin
Feel the ocean
Lick my deepest
Hear the starry choir

Rip off this lace
that keeps me imprisoned
But beware the enchantment
for my eroticism is your oblivion

Old love lies deep, you said
Deeper shall be the wound between your legs