All but the atlantic die after breeding; The atlantic have been overfished. All but the humpy/pink salmon have a lifespan of 2-5 years.
Humpback/Pink salmon are the only ones which are found in any form of abundance. They have a set lifespan of 2 years.
Salmon eggs are tasty, especially considering the immense amount of effort the salmon went through to lay it, and the fact that the woman salmon died after birthing the eggs, and that you are now eating the fruits of her labor. (HAHA. GET IT. FRUITS. LABOR.)
Salmon is healthful. It would benefit you to kill salmon. ALLEGORY.
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All but the atlantic die after breeding; The atlantic have been overfished.
All but the humpy/pink salmon have a lifespan of 2-5 years.
Humpback/Pink salmon are the only ones which are found in any form of abundance. They have a set lifespan of 2 years.
Salmon eggs are tasty, especially considering the immense amount of effort the salmon went through to lay it, and the fact that the woman salmon died after birthing the eggs, and that you are now eating the fruits of her labor.
(HAHA. GET IT. FRUITS. LABOR.)
Salmon is healthful. It would benefit you to kill salmon. ALLEGORY.
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The unformed bodies of half a million of my boyfriend's children.
so basically, your eggs.
hahaha, salmon.
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