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[zombiecal]

Me: "Five of my friends got arrested and here's the article and it says they found a "ball of heroin" on Elmo (not from camp) and Jenben!"
My Dad: " . . . What the fuck is a "ball of heroin?" It's a fucking powder, not a fucking ball."

Needless to say, the "ball of heroin" turned out to be a lie.

Comments

[outofthisplace]

yeah, my dads response:
If they spent a night in jail, and the judge aquitted them, does the city owe them money for the night they spent in jail?

Ilove my dad

[wiggitywack42]

there was no heroin per se...but if you want to buy a half-O of maple sugar, meet me in the north stairwell with two bucks tomorrow.