Ladies and Gentlemen, hold on to your seats and prepare for the greatest month of your fucking life!

I would like to thank Victoria's Secret, Ilia's mother, and Filene's Basement/DSW for making prom possible at a reasonably low cost. At first I was afraid, I was petrified that I might have to wear my prom dress with my bra showing, as there are relatively few choices for a girl with a bosom like mine. Thankfully, Victoria's Secret has the most ( Read more... )

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( I'm a bad, bad boy. Girl. Thing. )

So, the Wishlist strikes again, as some things have already been recieved, or will be bought by me as a present for me ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the final contestants. Please keep in mind that my father insisted on taking these from a bottom-up perspective, which does a wonderful of making me look even more like a beheamoth than I already am. Also, these are NOT the shoes I will be wearing.

The Red One


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Here are the final contestants in the Prom Dress Challenge:

The Red One

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MAD STOLI AND CHILLING = AWESOME FRIDAY
Weirdest thing ever? Elf is being nice to me.

I just figured out how to give a doll curly hair.
Sweet baby Jesus, I am a genius!

Add on to the wish list:
a camcorder