Why Can't They Just Leave Me Alone?

[zombiehughes]

Alright. For the past couple of days, there's been a rather large flock of crows congrugating outside of my cave and it keeps getting larger everyday. I swear those demonic birds are taunting me and just waiting for me to go outside so that they can take the rest of my organs. Well it's not going to happen! *gets out the Braveheart paints*I think

Comments

[bothendslit]

Oh dear.. I hope you.. get rid of them or something. That's rather frightening. ;__;

[zombiehughes]

Me too. It shouldn't be too difficult to take care of though. I mean, the are just birds, right? *frowns* Yeah. I wouldn't mind them so much if they just left me alone.

[bookburnsheska]

Maybe you should hire someone to get them killed!

[zombiehughes]

As mean as it sounds, I think I'd rather take care of this personally. That and I haven't really played with my knives in a long time.

[bookburnsheska]

Do it! Do it! But you might want to be careful! Your arm might fall off!

[zombiehughes]

My, aren't we a little, er, violent? *blinks*

[doting_daddy]

Maybe what you need is a scarecrow. You could knit clothes for it and stuff it with the feathers of the ones you killed, as a warning. There's probably a farm not too far from your cave, it shouldn't be hard to find hay or straw to stuff it with. ::grins::

[zombiehughes]

Hey! That's a fantastic idea. I'll have to give it a shot. I'm pretty sure that there is farm some where around here, I can hear the sheep bleating in the morning sometimes. After I pluck the crows, did you want any? They actually make for a rather tasty snack.

[doting_daddy]

Crows tend to hang out around farms, too. It's probably where the came from. I... think I'll hold off on eating crow until I actually have to. (And I hope I won't). I hear you can bake them into a pie, though. It usually turns out rather humble, though.

[zombiehughes]

Hm... That'll pose a bit of a problem then, but I should be able to take care. I just don't like the fact that my stomach caves in anymore. :/ I've heard that that recipe is large and requires four and twenty of them.

[timid_oroburos]

O.O You poor thing!Quickly, you must construct a wall of some kind to keep them out, then shine flashlights in their eyes!I've got batteries, locks, and a week's worth of supplies if you need them. You should really consider an underground basement,just in case.

((This is really fun!*Has never rped like this before*))

[zombiehughes]

Oh, er, I think that's a bit too much. Though a basement wouldn't be a bad idea. I could keep all sorts of useful things down there. *ponders*

((omg That made me giggle so much. XD))

[timid_oroburos]

Better to be safe than sorry!You do have insurance covering bird attacks,don't you?Yes,a basement is useful.I have two of them,myself.I keep bulletproof vests and provisions in them.And locks,and batteries,and road flares,and fire extinguishers...

((XD))