I picked something to throw for my dog and realised it was a pig poo

:|

Mind you, the fashion students wore grey silk hammer pants.

So.

I wear these giant clog shoe things when I'm painting. They used to be my father's so they're like boats on my feet, huge blue flappy dirty boats. And I keep forgetfully wearing them when I leave the art building to get food and coffees ... I am so obviously not a fashion student. I can only imagine what they say about us.

MY NEW FAVOURITE TERM IS 'TITSPIDER'

Found a new smiley:

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Not that I can picture what the fuck kind of expression that's supposed to be. I like to think it's someone pulling a cute face just after their eyeballs have popped out. I can dig that.