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zombiepaper

Recorded for Posterity.

Jun 27, 2007 11:32

Here is metao's pre-review of the "Transformers" movie.

"Giant fucking robots. Fuck yes."
- metao, (2007)

Recorded, forever, in case of the impossible.

Addendum! More pre-reviews.

"I mean it has giant robots, how can it possible be bad."
- gormand, (2007)

Comments 5

metao June 27 2007, 04:10:19 UTC

Actually, its all in caps and has lots of exclamation marks.

Correctly:

GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS! FUCK YES!!!

gormand June 27 2007, 05:53:52 UTC

And mine has the following after it,
Although due to Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow, all movies that have everything going for them must still prove themselves.

Any movie which has giant robots has everything going for it. But it can still be bad. So very bad. Eye cancer that travels along the optic nerve, into the brain, down the spine, giving you ass cancer BAD.

buzzby June 27 2007, 06:17:06 UTC

Giant Robots vs. Michael Bay.

It is a tough call as far as I'm concerned.

buzzby July 4 2007, 06:33:20 UTC

Retracted.

grummbo June 29 2007, 01:42:04 UTC

Check me out I'm on the internet....

The movie really appealed to the nerd ego which probably will help it. The main guy was funny and quick and clever (told the jock what for by saying he's stupid) plus he got the hot girl in the end. So the neckbeard trenchcoat-wearing goatee nerds were happy, plus everyone else got to see some robot fights (or something like that, it was hard to make out).