01 (you're not in on the joke)

[zombiepunched]

[audio clicks on as someone lands oh so ~delicately onto the pavement.]

Oof-

Gnnnnuuuhhh-- what just. Hey what the fuck just happened? Where the hell am I, I was just at the theater. What the hell's going on?!

[annnd he sees the little communicator device and examines it. great lot of good this does him] I'm never gonna find him like this.

Comments

Audio;

[neurotoxins]

I'm afraid you won't find your way back to the theater you're looking for.

Audio;

[zombiepunched]

Yeah, that's what I heard. Someone mentioned curses or something, can't go home, some people stuck here for years. Right?

Audio;

[neurotoxins]

Precisely. If you want to get more specific there are curses that are dangerous, funny, annoying, and harmless. You can go home but only when the deities allow you to. There's a guide if you'd like.

Audio;

[zombiepunched]

You mean someone actually put together a guide for this fucking place?

... Yeah, I'll take it.

video; /oops struts in late, hi

[decade_of_rot]

Oh, it's you.

video; s'all good, bb, I'm an equal opportunity tagger

[zombiepunched]

...

Me.

video; oh joy~ <3

[decade_of_rot]

... Did Hanna find you yet?

video; <3 'D

[zombiepunched]

The skinny kid with red hair? Yeah. why.

voice;

[ninja_ing]

Ya can't get back, kid.

voice;

[zombiepunched]

That's what everyone keeps telling me, but I'll find a way out.

voice;

[ninja_ing]

Tch. That's what they all say at first.

voice;

[zombiepunched]

Well, they aren't me. Give me two weeks, tops.