We buried my great-grandmother today. She was 79.

Well, I got in this fight Wednesday night with a 35 year old Mexican. I cut him right under his eye and busted a blood vessel in his eye. I had a nasty looking black eye. It's looking much better now. Too much drama. I need to go on a vacation.

I am joining the Navy. I have nothing better to do. Why not spend four years of my life making a shitload of money a month and not having to work some shitty ass fast food job? I mean, damn. And once I get out, I get a check every month for the rest of my life! And my son will never have to worry about money and we won't have to struggle. Four ( Read more... )

Pawn shops make me happy. I bought APC - aMOTION DVD, Gladiator DVD, and Underworld DVD for a total of $12.84. YES.

My baby just gave me his first kiss. Well, I think he was trying to eat my face, but he has no teeth so I'm not too worried. But it was sweet and I'm going to tell myself he gave me sugar.

Everything she does fucking annoys me.

I want to be a boxer.

Yesterday was the big day. My son was born at 11:30 am. He weighed 9lbs 3 oz and measured 20 1/4 inches long. He looks identical to me when I was born. Blonde hair and all. The creation of life is amazing.

Maybe it's because I forgot to take my meds today or maybe I'm just tired of Wendy's FUCKING ME OVER. I was scheduled to get off at 2. I was put on register which shouldn't have been done since I was getting off at 2, but I was anyway. I knew when he told me to go to the front that I was already fucked before my shift had even started. Anyway, 3 ( Read more... )

I love pawn shops. They make me feel a little...."white trashy", but you know what? Fuck that. I found a motherfuckering Ren and Stimpy Super NES game yesterday for $5! FIVE DOLLARS! I cleaned it up a bit and it works perfectly. FIVE DOLLARS! I am all that is awesome. Oh yeah, Monday is the day. We went to the doctor's yesterday and he said to go ( Read more... )