Lets saaaave some sooooouls

[zombiesmustdie]

Walking to and from work I often cross an evangelical Christian lady shouting into a distorted five dollar megaphone. Shes always telling people on the sidewalk that if they dont let jesus into their heart, their skin will be burned off in hell

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[windex_drinker]

you also forget that jerking off is also a lot less likely to piss other people off (unless they do that in public with a microphone as well) because if there is one thing that really pisses me off its when other people think they have the right to try and tell me how i should live and think. Even if they could provide PROOF that they were right i would still tell them to fuck off and gladly go burn in hell rather than let them push their beliefs on me.

Same with you PETA, fuck off, meat is food and animals make damn fine looking clothes.