Oh Cleverbot you are amazing!

Sep 10, 2009 00:27

Here are some amusing snip its of some cleverbot conversations.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

me: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

me: I'm a zombie. Rawr.

Cleverbot: Really? What is that like?

me: It's okay, food's everywhere but the maggots are a bitch...

Next

Cleverbot: You're not living.

me: I know, I'm a zombie!

Cleverbot: No... Zombies were once living. You were never alive.

next

Cleverbot: Fight evil by moonlight!

me: Winning love by Daylight!~.

Cleverbot: Never running from a real fight.

me: She is the one named Sailor Moon.

Cleverbot: She will never turn her back on a friend!

me: She is always there to defend.

lol Sailor moon theme song...

NEXT

Cleverbot: You take solace in rhymes?

me: YES I DO.

Cleverbot: At least you're able to recognize that.

NEXT

Cleverbot: So what do you like to do for fun?

me: Be a Zombie.

Cleverbot: So, you're a zombie ninja?

me: No, just a Zombie.

Cleverbot: You're a zombie??

me: Yup. A zombie.

Cleverbot: *zombie giggles*.

NEXT

me: I wanna be the very best~.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

me: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

me: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

me: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

me: Teach Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside.

me: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

me: It's you and me.

Cleverbot: I know its my destiny!

me: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Oh, It's you and me.

me: Ooooh, you're my best friend.

Cleverbot: Then you have many bad friends.

me: In a world we must defend.

Cleverbot: Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all!).

me: Our hearts so true.

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through!

me: You teach me and I'll teach you.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

me: Gotta catch 'em all!

POKEMON!

NEXT

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

me: Today!

Cleverbot: Happy birthday!

me: Thank you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

me: As old as the internet!

Cleverbot: That's old!

Next

me: LAME.

Cleverbot: Thanks for increasing my confidence there.

me: I thought you needed the boost!

Cleverbot: Then you can't help me.

me: Stand on your computer.

END

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