Ok...good

[zomboconjon]

For the longest time I imagined myself as a large guy...which wasn't surprising as I was morbidly obese, but even after I lost the weight I thought as myself as a large guy.  I'm not a large guy.  I'm an average 23 year old guy

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[floydpepper]

If you want to be the imposing, scary man.... you need to stop smiling!

You're very smiley. You make me think you're going to join Sesame Street and host a game show. If you continue on that dangerous path, I will continue to greet you, and to not shake in my boots when you're around.

Do you see people running up and saying "Hi" to me? No. I make children cry because I've mastered my ABCD face: Angry, Bitter, Confused and Disoriented.

You should practice your "Surly and Despicable" face. Now, I want to help you. Go get a mirror, and practice this:

[zomboconjon]

haha, I do indeed need to pratice my surly duck face. I fear that I'll never be a scary man no matter how hard I try. Bummer. I think I may be able to pull off creepy, uggo, confused, out-going, and generally concerned for the lost passer-by, but scary or mean are not my fortay. My only hope is that life will crush my soul and make me a bitter, angry man so that people might be frightened by me, or at least think that I was kinda tough after they've asked for directions.