Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog has been totally ruined for me. For personal reasons, I cannot watch it, and I SWEAR TO GOD, if one more person asks if I've seen it, I am going to go the fuck off.

My rage requires many commas.

ETA: I have, however, read a lot of the meta on it. And you know what? Y'all are wicked smart.

I've been on new meds this week, hence the radio silence. One of their many lovely side effects is insomnia. I went to sleep at 2:30 this morning and got up at 5:30. Also this morning. So. Three hours. I don't like getting up at 5:30. It is bad ( Read more... )

Satire -- advanced irony, if you like -- is supposed to be deadpan, and it ought to be dangerous, even inflammatory. Satire is polemical; it should test limits. Satire has faith in the intelligence of its audience, in part because it is itself a humor driven by ideas.

Americans don't appear to have a clue about irony

OH GOD. NOW PEOPLE ARE USING "bb" IN domestic_snark. WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

LEAVE MY LOLz ALONE!

Apparently I must educate.

The term "bb" is netspeak for "baby". It has taken ohnotheydidnt by force. It's all "bb" this and "bb" that, and it is disrupting my LOLz.

For example, this post about "celebrity", Trey Songz. In the subject the poster refers to Song as her "bb". Because of this, even though I've never heard of Trey Songz before and have no ( Read more... )

You guys, I am one "bb" away from a homicidal spree. It is like a plague, spreading all over the internets. I wish I could go back in time, find the person who started that shit and chop off their fingers, so that they would be forced to find a hobby that didn't involve giving me a rage blackout.

Sterling, Bruce. Holy Fire. 1997 ( Read more... )

Well. The one good thing about having a driveway that's so craggy that driving on it is like being in a commercial for Chevy trucks is that the Chinese army won't be able to ride their Segways down it when they invade.

Jesus. We're all doomed.

Here's a thought.

The new series of Doctor Who brought back the Master, the Doctor's ages old foe (and sometime friend). In the Master's episodes, the following corollary is established ( Read more... )

Angelina Jolie is very pretty and her tattoos were neat ( Read more... )