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[zomgsawao]

Update: According to a customer at work I am Chinese due to my eyes.

I must look like some horrid combination of a white, Chinese and Hawaiian fat kid. I fear for my future children.

Comments

[likeforeverago]

haha, i dont fear for my children.

they will be gorgeous, duh.

[zomgsawao]

I fear for your kids, they'll be strange as hell.

[likeforeverago]

THEY WILL NOT BE STRANGE. GOD YOU ARE SUCH A JERK.

THEY WILL BE GORGEOUS, FTW, AND HAVE THE BEST DAMN MUSIC TASTE EVER.

[zomgsawao]

Lies, all lies.

[omgwtftoph]

Speaking of Hawaiian fat kids, come back here sometime.

[zomgsawao]

I'll work on that. I miss that place.

[spencer_best]

I will tag your mother fuckin' children and use them as free labor on my factory line of mass-produced pearl harbors.

[zomgsawao]

Just as long as I'm left out of the labor it's all good. i'll grab me a guitar and play old-folksey blues on a front porch supervising.