Read and laugh: http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/game-console-linked-to-skin-disorder/1291580

Are you kidding? This is right up there with kids swallowing Legos or burning themselves on Easy Bake Ovens. Uhh, easy fix, retards: don't ( Read more... )

Jack Bauer is a fucking ninja.

"No! I don't need to take a fucking walk, he needs to stop walking!"

Fucking hilarious.

You shouldn't use my name...

Dodgson. Dodgson! We've got Dodgson, here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?

"Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets.  Jack told him he only killed 93 because he ran out of people.... "

Every season of 24 I try to keep track of Jack's body count. And every season I lose count. Jack kills people like you and I breathe.

I'm glad he's on our side.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of being lied to.

Honesty. What a fucking unique concept.

Hello, I know there's someone out there who can understand
And who's feeling the same way as me
I'm twenty-four and I've got everything to live for
But I know now that it wasn't meant to be
'Cause all has been lost and all has been won
And there's nothing left for us to save
But now I know that I don't want to be alone today
So if you find that you've ( Read more... )

A nice thought, perhaps. But certainly not a practical one.

Hasn't happened to me yet.

Terminator: Salvation (Director: McG, ETA: 5th June)
What is it? Post-apocalyptic struggle against the rise of The Machines.
Why we’re excited: It’s the Terminator sequel we’ve been craving for years - skipping the boring part where mankind is still alive trying to save the world, and simply getting on with the (hopefully exhilarating) death of ( Read more... )

"... to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee."