DRUNK!!! WOOOOOOOOOO

Soo... I've been pretty vague about life lately, I suppose it's time I get a little more honest and everything ( Read more... )

Do you ever have a really shitty dream that lasts all night and it's the last thing you would want to think about and you wake up in the middle of the night upset that you were dreaming about that and you went back to sleep and just kept dreaming the same thing....? And then you feel like shit the next day? Well. That's me.

Ugh.

Some idiot is playing... whatever it's called when you run up and ring someone's doorbell and then run off ding dong ditch (thanks lovemotionstory. Then they hid behind my car, and I watched them walk out from behind it and they saw me watching and ran off. Looks like they're the new neighbors. Wow you dumbshit, real good stealth skills there. Fucking lake oswego ( Read more... )

Well, Alisa and Alison took my clubbing virginity. It wasn't too bad, there were a lot of hot guys there (too bad it's a gay club) but it was fun to be silly and not really care what other people thought. So.... yep that was that.

yayyy!!! I've finally got some sweet stuff planned this summer... I'm excited.

tipped off by Adriana.

"Word around the office is, you've got a fat cock."
"Yes...I do."
"I've got a fat cock too. Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime. Maybe a little oil... two fat cocks... together... oil..."

My sister just lost her tubgirl virginity.

Initial reaction: "WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS DISGUSTING IS THAT EVEN REAL?"

After one minute: "I gotta send this to someone"

Hahahaha.

Does anyone remember Z100's "15 Years of Crap" 4-disc set from like... fifth grade?

Red Hot Chili Peppers was AWESOME. Probably one of the best concerts I've been to in my life. They sounded great, they had a great visual display going on, and the crowd had more energy than I've seen at concerts before. It was great. Just awesome.