Pouting ZoroxSanji fic
Just a little bit of fluff as my plot bunnies are found.
Zoro was annoyed.
He was miffed. Yeah that was a safe word, miffed. It was a manly word.
He was definitely NOT pouting. No, pouting called to mind little girls and princesses and that in turn made you think of unicorns and glitter. Ugh.
So he was miffed that Sanji hadn't called.
He was definitely NOT waiting around the phone like some woman. The phone had just been conveniently placed by his weights for absolutely no reason.
He didn't care if that bastard ever called or showed his face ever again.
As his back was turned, the phone rings.
It rings again.
Once more.
After the fourth ring, Zoro finally picks it up and is definitely NOT grinning like an idiot or a little girl or a princess. Zoro is a manly man so obviously he has to say he's been busy and that he almost missed the call, and yeah he could possibly make a date tomorrow.
He obviously doesn't care about his looks as he carefully picks out his clothes, or as he checks tomorrows weather and decides whether to bring a coat or not, or when he especially takes out the fancy cologne Sanji got him.
Even he can look good if he wants to.
Zoro is a manly man and definitely wasn't getting excited over a silly date at the park.
So he isn't smiling as he goes to sleep.
And is most definitely NOT dreaming about a certain love-cook all night long.
Why? Because Zoro is a manly man and definitely does not pout.
Zoro was annoyed.
He was miffed. Yeah that was a safe word, miffed. It was a manly word.
He was definitely NOT pouting. No, pouting called to mind little girls and princesses and that in turn made you think of unicorns and glitter. Ugh.
So he was miffed that Sanji hadn't called.
He was definitely NOT waiting around the phone like some woman. The phone had just been conveniently placed by his weights for absolutely no reason.
He didn't care if that bastard ever called or showed his face ever again.
As his back was turned, the phone rings.
It rings again.
Once more.
After the fourth ring, Zoro finally picks it up and is definitely NOT grinning like an idiot or a little girl or a princess. Zoro is a manly man so obviously he has to say he's been busy and that he almost missed the call, and yeah he could possibly make a date tomorrow.
He obviously doesn't care about his looks as he carefully picks out his clothes, or as he checks tomorrows weather and decides whether to bring a coat or not, or when he especially takes out the fancy cologne Sanji got him.
Even he can look good if he wants to.
Zoro is a manly man and definitely wasn't getting excited over a silly date at the park.
So he isn't smiling as he goes to sleep.
And is most definitely NOT dreaming about a certain love-cook all night long.
Why? Because Zoro is a manly man and definitely does not pout.