p.s. 1960's, "function as a human female" does not equal "be a boner receptacle."
Doot doot dooooooot four more episodes. Good ones, too. I've been watching more movies lately than ever before in my life, so I might start doing a weekly roundup kind of thing on here where I keep track of what I thought of them.
Also, I am continuously amused by this new icon. Inside joke, party of me. ;_____;
THE APPLE
-ain't no party like a landing party. ok, of the three redshirts, only the lady will survive. but wait, there's more!
-yes, what a spectacular array of plastic plants in front of an orange backdrop, kirk
-wow, chekov claims something was russian, a redshirt dies, AND Bones pronounces him dead, all in one glorious minute
-SPOCK SAID JIM!!!!!! and totally saved him ;_______;
-lol, my sister laughed from the other room when spock started to list exactly how much starfleet had invested in him
-aaaaaand another redshirt down. i'm kind of diggin on akuta's white eyeliner but the rest of him is TERRIFYING
-uh oh, it's all redshirts on the bridge...that can't be a good sign. ok, there's a couple command guys for safety.
-OH MY GODDDDD CHEKOV MACKING ON HIS LADYFRIEND. WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DON'T HURT ME
-i agree kirk, that wrist corsage really brings out spock's eyes. lol, he already took it off.
-a lady being overly emotional, of course. i guess @ least she was angry instead of weepy & scared. wowwwwww that exchange was awkward.
-YESSSSSS THE MACKERY CONTINUES
-FUCK YES IT'S A LADY SMACKDOWN
-"status report, mr scott?" "FUCKING AWESOME"
-LOL "ARE YOU CASTING ME IN THE ROLE OF SATAN?" IF THE SHOE FITS, DICK
THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE
-where are uhura and chekov??? :( look at me being a total bridge crew wife. they all need to be TOGETHER.
-scotty's the only redshirt in the boarding party, eh? then my money's on the black guy. sorry dude, it's 1968. and i love how they just draped some debris around the enterprise set and called it a day.
-oh shiiiiiit check out this arms race commentary!
-GODDAMN I KNEW THAT COMMODORE WAS GOING TO BE A BITCH ABOUT THIS >:{ EVERYONE GOTTA GIVE SPOCK SHIT
-ooooooh, what's this badass utensil scotty just procured from the wall? and is that kirk doing something technical i espy?
-OH LOOK, IT DIDN'T WORK. DUMBASS >:{ however, kirk's hair is looking pretty rico suave.
-see, NOW is when they should be shooting. like, at its weak innards. haven't these guys ever played house of the dead?
-whoever plays the commodore looks like such a sad sack, like he should be playing a drunken hobo during the depression. LOL "GIVE ME SPOCK"
-NERVE PINCH THIS DOUCHEBAG, SPOCK!!!!
"i'm going to ram it right down that thing's throat!" tonight on out of context theatre
-OH MY GOD THIS IS STRESSING ME OUT SO MUCH!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-and now we drive that cold war allegory home. and no one died except decker! congratulations, nameless black officer. you have beaten the odds.
CATSPAW
-HOLY SHITTTTTTTT oh yikes, a voice coming out of that dead guy. WHATEVER, GO SAVE SCOTTY AND SULU >:{
-aw yeah, we got the dream team on the case!
-A GHOOOOOOOOOOOST haaaaaaa this is great. this is some muppet christmas carol shit right here.
-OH MY GODDDDDDD CHEKOV BEING ALL POUTY AND WOUNDED. COME ON DESALLE, HE'S NOT THAT GREEN! look out, the cat's a spy!
-UHHHH OH.
-hey guys, that lady is totally the cat. see? i am wise. and now i feel extra weird about the cat brandishing its butthole at the camera. why does desalle keep just calling chekov mister?
-LOLOLOL THE WAY KIRK PRONOUNCED TELEKINESIS
-"oh, bones." pretty much my reaction too, jimbo. :( hm, i wonder if this lady is about to try (and probably succeed, let's be honest) to bone kirk? I WONDER.
-OH LORRRRRD, TOO MUCH. KIRK, YOU SKANK. but he's just faking to further the mission right...right? ah yes, he's getting the deets now.
-LOL GIANT HOUSECAT. "captain, a bit more alacrity if you please." as always, spock, you are a champion.
-THE WANDDDDDDD. BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC, SPOCK, WHAT DON'T YOU WANT THIS BITCH TOUCHING?
-BAHAAAHAHAAAAAA THESE LITTLE PIPECLEANER CREATURES! that was...interesting.
I, MUDD
-GDAMMIT BROOKE SHIELDS STOP TALKING ABOUT THE HEALTH OF YOUR MOUTH. but lol @ "leads kirk to his old nemesis, harry mudd." yessssss. his old nemesis. indeed.
-DAWWWWWW SPOCK GETTING ALL BUTTHURT ABOUT MCCOY ACCIDENTALLY INSULTING HIM. it's official, they're ramoning.
-oh man, is this guy a robot? does mudd have robots now? yeah he's totally a robot.
-lol, everyone maneuvering around the robot in sleep mode. he's been programmed to invite all the hotties (but there wasn't room for sulu)
-OH WHOOPS CHEKOV, YOU WEREN'T IN THAT EPISODE. kirk is totally secretly amused by mudd. i'd actually dig it if he showed up in one of the reboot sequels, because he and nu kirk would totally bro it up
-lol these two fembots fail at unison. and i could watch kirk do that dismissive hand twirl thing a million times. consecutively.
-CHEKOV, YOU MINIATURE PERVERT :D (although ps. 1960's, "function as a human female" does not equal "be a boner receptacle." juuuuuuuust saying.)
-IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LADY AND WE LOVE HER!!!!!!!! *________________*
-SCOTTISH ROBOT!!!!!! BAHHHHHH I'M DEAD. I AM DEAD.
-THE FINGER PHASER WHISTLING!!!! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE EVER. INVISIBLE BOOOOOOOOOOOOMB. SPOCK ACTING ILLOGICALLY BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION.
-aw, i was hoping that after being reprogrammed the lady robots would just start slapping him.
Also, I am continuously amused by this new icon. Inside joke, party of me. ;_____;
THE APPLE
-ain't no party like a landing party. ok, of the three redshirts, only the lady will survive. but wait, there's more!
-yes, what a spectacular array of plastic plants in front of an orange backdrop, kirk
-wow, chekov claims something was russian, a redshirt dies, AND Bones pronounces him dead, all in one glorious minute
-SPOCK SAID JIM!!!!!! and totally saved him ;_______;
-lol, my sister laughed from the other room when spock started to list exactly how much starfleet had invested in him
-aaaaaand another redshirt down. i'm kind of diggin on akuta's white eyeliner but the rest of him is TERRIFYING
-uh oh, it's all redshirts on the bridge...that can't be a good sign. ok, there's a couple command guys for safety.
-OH MY GODDDDD CHEKOV MACKING ON HIS LADYFRIEND. WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DON'T HURT ME
-i agree kirk, that wrist corsage really brings out spock's eyes. lol, he already took it off.
-a lady being overly emotional, of course. i guess @ least she was angry instead of weepy & scared. wowwwwww that exchange was awkward.
-YESSSSSS THE MACKERY CONTINUES
-FUCK YES IT'S A LADY SMACKDOWN
-"status report, mr scott?" "FUCKING AWESOME"
-LOL "ARE YOU CASTING ME IN THE ROLE OF SATAN?" IF THE SHOE FITS, DICK
THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE
-where are uhura and chekov??? :( look at me being a total bridge crew wife. they all need to be TOGETHER.
-scotty's the only redshirt in the boarding party, eh? then my money's on the black guy. sorry dude, it's 1968. and i love how they just draped some debris around the enterprise set and called it a day.
-oh shiiiiiit check out this arms race commentary!
-GODDAMN I KNEW THAT COMMODORE WAS GOING TO BE A BITCH ABOUT THIS >:{ EVERYONE GOTTA GIVE SPOCK SHIT
-ooooooh, what's this badass utensil scotty just procured from the wall? and is that kirk doing something technical i espy?
-OH LOOK, IT DIDN'T WORK. DUMBASS >:{ however, kirk's hair is looking pretty rico suave.
-see, NOW is when they should be shooting. like, at its weak innards. haven't these guys ever played house of the dead?
-whoever plays the commodore looks like such a sad sack, like he should be playing a drunken hobo during the depression. LOL "GIVE ME SPOCK"
-NERVE PINCH THIS DOUCHEBAG, SPOCK!!!!
"i'm going to ram it right down that thing's throat!" tonight on out of context theatre
-OH MY GOD THIS IS STRESSING ME OUT SO MUCH!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-and now we drive that cold war allegory home. and no one died except decker! congratulations, nameless black officer. you have beaten the odds.
CATSPAW
-HOLY SHITTTTTTTT oh yikes, a voice coming out of that dead guy. WHATEVER, GO SAVE SCOTTY AND SULU >:{
-aw yeah, we got the dream team on the case!
-A GHOOOOOOOOOOOST haaaaaaa this is great. this is some muppet christmas carol shit right here.
-OH MY GODDDDDDD CHEKOV BEING ALL POUTY AND WOUNDED. COME ON DESALLE, HE'S NOT THAT GREEN! look out, the cat's a spy!
-UHHHH OH.
-hey guys, that lady is totally the cat. see? i am wise. and now i feel extra weird about the cat brandishing its butthole at the camera. why does desalle keep just calling chekov mister?
-LOLOLOL THE WAY KIRK PRONOUNCED TELEKINESIS
-"oh, bones." pretty much my reaction too, jimbo. :( hm, i wonder if this lady is about to try (and probably succeed, let's be honest) to bone kirk? I WONDER.
-OH LORRRRRD, TOO MUCH. KIRK, YOU SKANK. but he's just faking to further the mission right...right? ah yes, he's getting the deets now.
-LOL GIANT HOUSECAT. "captain, a bit more alacrity if you please." as always, spock, you are a champion.
-THE WANDDDDDDD. BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC, SPOCK, WHAT DON'T YOU WANT THIS BITCH TOUCHING?
-BAHAAAHAHAAAAAA THESE LITTLE PIPECLEANER CREATURES! that was...interesting.
I, MUDD
-GDAMMIT BROOKE SHIELDS STOP TALKING ABOUT THE HEALTH OF YOUR MOUTH. but lol @ "leads kirk to his old nemesis, harry mudd." yessssss. his old nemesis. indeed.
-DAWWWWWW SPOCK GETTING ALL BUTTHURT ABOUT MCCOY ACCIDENTALLY INSULTING HIM. it's official, they're ramoning.
-oh man, is this guy a robot? does mudd have robots now? yeah he's totally a robot.
-lol, everyone maneuvering around the robot in sleep mode. he's been programmed to invite all the hotties (but there wasn't room for sulu)
-OH WHOOPS CHEKOV, YOU WEREN'T IN THAT EPISODE. kirk is totally secretly amused by mudd. i'd actually dig it if he showed up in one of the reboot sequels, because he and nu kirk would totally bro it up
-lol these two fembots fail at unison. and i could watch kirk do that dismissive hand twirl thing a million times. consecutively.
-CHEKOV, YOU MINIATURE PERVERT :D (although ps. 1960's, "function as a human female" does not equal "be a boner receptacle." juuuuuuuust saying.)
-IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LADY AND WE LOVE HER!!!!!!!! *________________*
-SCOTTISH ROBOT!!!!!! BAHHHHHH I'M DEAD. I AM DEAD.
-THE FINGER PHASER WHISTLING!!!! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE EVER. INVISIBLE BOOOOOOOOOOOOMB. SPOCK ACTING ILLOGICALLY BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION.
-aw, i was hoping that after being reprogrammed the lady robots would just start slapping him.