Phone monkey

[zsa_zsa_zsa_zsa]

I was woken up this morning by the phone.

Phone monkey: Good morning is that Mr Evennett
Me: (Awake for five seconds and VHO) Yes
Phone monkey: I’m calling from The Halifax Mr Evennett. Do you currently have any accidental injury insurance?
Me: Nope but I’m not really interested
Phone monkey: May I ask why you’re not interested?
How dare he push me on

Comments

[sameoldsameold]

The last time I cancelled a credit card, they put me on to a "Customer Retention Officer", who asked me why. I've dealt with loads of these buggers before and they won't accept the truth, so I told him I'd converted to Islam and one of the first steps was to rid myself of all forms of debt.

It worked; he was off the line in 5 secs.

[lavenderjones]

Hahahahahaha!! Very impressive.
Glad your under-arm hair is growing back. Mine is too, but in women that's considered a bad thing.